my mom asked for initiation. i refused. i don’t think she knows what she is getting into.

it started because i talked about ted. the considerate builder. breaking it down in american liberty style.

i had a councilman over this evening. he left with zucchini i did not grow. i imbued him with the passion. no smell.

who gnows what this may become. oh the internets.

are you going to be pissed if i don’t call you. wet.